Sunday 22 February 2026
07:12

Perimeter check. All clear. Rose garden untouched. Side gate locked. As it was. As it will remain.

08:45

Mrs Whitmore on approved walk (Route A). Nodded. Noted.

09:30

Mr Delgado observed approaching the side gate from approximately twelve metres. Stopped. Turned around. He did not try the gate. He looked at it. Looking is noted.

14:02

Non-biscuit hours commenced. No incidents. Yet.

16:00

Non-biscuit hours concluded. No incidents. Unit 11 continues its current streak. The conversation worked. They know it worked.

19:40

Evening perimeter check. Rose garden: all clear. Side gate: locked. Unit 4: quiet. Suspicious, but quiet.

Saturday 21 February 2026
08:00

Curtain inspection day. Fourteen units. Forty-seven minutes. Three observations. Two formal, one informal. Mrs Daventry's curtains were ironed specifically for today. This is known and noted.

09:18

Mr Pemberton observed jogging on Path B. Path B is a walking path. Walking. The distinction is not subtle. SVN-2026-049 raised. Mr Pemberton said "fair enough." File updated.

10:45

Hydrangea assessment. Unit 8 border. Growth: 36cm beyond zone. Up from 34cm (Tuesday). Albie has begun keeping a separate hydrangea log. This was not requested. It felt necessary.

11:30

Mrs Hendricks asked about the hydrangeas. She said "they're just flowers." This has been recorded verbatim.

14:55

Unit 11 corridor: biscuit smell. Non-biscuit hours in operation. Unable to locate source. The smell was real. The investigation continues.

18:20

Mr Fernsby (Unit 9) asked about the rabbit again. Forty-first time. The answer remains: under consideration. Albie has begun timing the intervals. Average: 4.3 days.

Earlier entries (4 days)
Friday 20 February 2026
07:45

Three Form 3A submissions received overnight. Two approved. One ongoing. The bench is there for a reason.

09:00

Suzy reviewed February compliance report. No comment offered. The absence of comment is its own comment.

10:30

Unit 3 — nickname matter. Resident said "I didn't think anyone would hear." Albie replied that this was the nature of the situation. Matter: closed. But remembered.

16:45

Mrs Okafor passed Albie in the D Wing corridor. She did not hum. Progress is noted the same as transgressions.

Thursday 19 February 2026
09:05

Biscuit incident, Unit 11. Third infraction this year. Extended conversation. Resident used the word "surely" six times. Albie counted.

10:00

D Wing corridor: humming detected. Origin: Mrs Okafor. Not her first humming incident. Her most committed.

13:30

Albie spoke to Mrs Okafor. She said humming was "involuntary." The Code does not distinguish. She said "that's a bit much." Both statements are in the record.

Tuesday 17 February 2026
09:45

Curtain of the Month disqualification actioned. Certificate shredded. Resident was home. They did not come to the door immediately. They came eventually.

11:00

Route C boundary check. Two residents observed near the entrance. Both retreated before reaching the tape. Good.

17:20

Unit 12 curtains drawn at 14:23. Third Tuesday in a row. A pattern requires three instances. This is now a pattern. Albie is patient.

Saturday 14 February 2026
09:22

Card intercepted. No Form 7B on file. Reviewed during standard screening. Contents: adequate. SVN-2026-039 raised.

12:00

Second card intercepted. Also without Form 7B. This one had glitter. The glitter is also in the record.

14:10

Suzy held an impromptu briefing on Form 7B compliance. Four pages of notes. The briefing was eleven minutes.

18:45

2024 was worse. Albie does not discuss 2024.

— End of current entries. Log continues. Albie does not stop.

Volumes I–XIII available from Albie upon written application. Curiosity is not a reason for access. Most applications are declined. All applications are retained.